The List of Lists: Sex + romance | Updated 7/18/2013 readers offer their top sexy selections.

Making new friends at the Seville Club.
Photo by Carlos Gonzalez

Best Strip Clubs

Just off of 1st Avenue N. in downtown Minneapolis, the Seville Club (15 Glenwood Av. N.) couldn’t be any more conveniently located for those feeling a little lubricated after a game or a show, or just because. This cabaret-style gentlemen’s club elevates itself above industry standards by catering to customers rather than trying to bilk us for every dollar from the coat check to the cocktailer. Factor in a full late-night menu, happy hour Monday through Friday and security personnel who remember your name — which may or may not impress your date — this downtown spot has everything you want … not to mention gorgeous topless women who actually dance instead of just swaying lazily around a pole. ALEXIS MCKINNIS

Best Strip Clubs

1. The Seville Club

2. 22nd Avenue Station

3. Deja Vu

4. Choice Gentleman’s Club

5. Lure Show Club [closed]

6. Augie’s Cabaret

7. Strip Club Meat & Fish

8. Rick’s Cabaret

9. Dream Girls

10. Downtown Cabaret

Morning date spots

1. A Baker’s Wife

2. Isles Bun & Coffee

3. Mill City Farmers Market

4. Midtown Farmers Market

5. Good Day Cafe

6. Al’s Breakfast

7. Tony’s Diner

8. Rustica

9. Richfield Farmers Market

10. Victor’s 1959 Cafe

Local cats we think are awful foxy and have a harmless crush on

1. Sweetpea

2. Mrs. Smith

3. Nikki Knickers

4. R.T. Rybak

5. Channy Leaneagh

6. P.O.S.

7. Dessa

8. Nadine DuBois

9. Shannon Blowtorch

10. Elektra Cuete

Best places to shop for sexy adult stuff

1. Smitten Kitten

2. Flirt Boutique

3. Rainbow Road

4. Sex World

5. Fantasy Gifts

6. The Love Doctor

7. Venus Unveiled

8. Allure Intimate Apparel

9. Lickety Split Erotic Pleasures

10. Victoria’s Secret

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