10. Matt Kalil
This big dude is on my list because I’ve always dreamed of banging a giant dude who could (probably) pick me up with one arm.
9. Kurt Coleman
I would SO let this dude play rough with me … if he’s into that, I mean.
8. Mistral Raymond
Hair envy for serious.
7. Captain Munnerlyn
Based on name alone, I feel like this dude and I could act out some romance novel-worthy scenes together. Ohhh, Captain, my Captain …
6. Anthony Barr
I feel dirty for thinking this charmer is sexy, because he was born in 1992. I was getting ready to enter kindergarten. AM I A COUGAR NOW?
5. Antone Exum
What a winning smile on this one! I could bring him home to Mom.
4. Andrew Sendejo
Dude looks like the high school hottie all grown up. It’s like the head-cheerleader and football-star fantasy played out in real life!
3. Harrison Smith
Apparently this dude is the star player, but I choose him solely ’cause he looks like he’s gonna be a good dad. And that’s hot!
2. Adrian Peterson
There would legit be a riot if I didn’t place AP in the top 3. Shoo-in status.
1. Cordarrelle Patterson
I saw this dude’s pic and couldn’t stop the “DAYUMMMM” from escaping my mouth. Hot with dreads AND without? Big smile? Dresses well? And my Vikings sources tell me he’s talented? Yes, please. Winner, winner!